The Real Thing

Hello! It is August now! Towards the end of last year I made a list of what I called stupid goals, things I could keep in mind in order to keep myself going. One of them was to "win an xw tournament." This was supposed to be an impossible feat, but in the online Boswords tournament last week somehow.... it happened??? I am very surprised and very glad! Thank you to the Boswords people for putting on a great tournament, and a special thank you to the 4-5 solvers who decided not to attend! You know who you are! Now to something a bit less bright. Today's puzzle is meant to be a fun themed puzzle, a simple theme that probably lots of people have had the idea for or have already made. But this puzzle was constructed out of a place of anger and sadness. There's a real chance I just might not like things anymore! I guess I should use this as a call to make the things that I want to make, in the way I want to make, and enjoy the things I still enjoy. These things are abs...